So this hot substitute logged into netflix and I wrote down the email with which he did it and used a service (it cost like $2) to find all other accounts connected to that email and I found his (private) twitter so I made a fake twitter of a hot girl and added a bunch of tweets over the course of a month to make it look legit and then I requested to follow him and he let me and he is the most goddamn boring person in the world
you need to be arrested
|nintendo:||we turn dumb ideas like squid third person shooters into amazing games|
|sony:||let's remake games that were made last year|
|square enix:||i think we did something right for once|
|ubisoft:||what's a boob|
I FOUND THIS AND IM SO FUCKNG ANGRY NOW YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT THEY CAST AND FILMED PEEVES AND THEN WENT “NAH, LETS CUT HIM.”
PEEVES WAS SO CLOSE TO EXISTING IN THE FILMS. THEY WROTE SCENES AND FILMED THEM AND EVERYTHING AND THEN THEY CUT HIM OUT THIS IS AN OUTRAGE.
There’s a very drunk man down my street who has been flirting with a tree for twenty minutes now.
He’s on his knees now. I think he’s proposing.
Drunk man currently walking away from the tree, shouting “YOU’RE ALL THE SAME”.
Who the fuck named the Sahara Desert anyway
Sahara is just the Arabic word for “deserts”
You fucking named it the Desert Desert
way to fucking go
I’ll take “European Imperialists Who Never Bothered To Translate The Local Languages” for $200, Alex.